Where I would be

I have today off, and I've done just about
NOTHING
so far!

Well, I have washed two loads of laundry and
dried one,
so I'm getting somewhere but nowhere fast.

So,
let's just say I had the following:
a. no obligations
and
b. a good wad of cash

With such things, I would take
a. my husband
and
b. myself
to somewhere warm
somewhere tropical,
somewhere with a beach,
and somewhere my expired passport wouldn't matter.

I'd go to any of these places:

San Juan, Puerto Rico

The U.S. Virgin Islands

Hawaii!

That is where I would be.